David and Victoria Beckham's Split -- only on Twitter

Hollywood split-ups may have become common these days, but please rule out the Beckhams. They're not the Gores, nor Sandy and Jesse. And the rumor circulating at Twitter that they are on the verge of calling it quits is "Nonsense", so David and Victoria Beckham says according to the Daily Mail.

The Twitter rumor started when PR guy Andrew Bloch tweeted: "I am hearing from a number of sources that Victoria and David Beckham are due to announce their separation in a few hours."

The couple swiftly denied the rumor through David Beckham's long-time publicist Simon Oliviera, who tweeted Bloch back saying: "Didn't know you were the new Perez Hilton. I think I would be aware of that, utter nonsense. Have a word with your sources."

Although Bloch has since tweeted an update that the rumor is indeed a figment of imagination, the rumor has already circulated Twitterdom. Like smoke, it escaped to the Internet ether and picked up by websites and blogs, like this one.


Source: Daily Mail
Photo: AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill

David and Victoria Beckham's Split -- only on Twitter

Hollywood split-ups may have become common these days, but please rule out the Beckhams. They're not the Gores, nor Sandy and Jesse. And the rumor circulating at Twitter that they are on the verge of calling it quits is "Nonsense", so David and Victoria Beckham says according to the Daily Mail.

The Twitter rumor started when PR guy Andrew Bloch tweeted: "I am hearing from a number of sources that Victoria and David Beckham are due to announce their separation in a few hours."

The couple swiftly denied the rumor through David Beckham's long-time publicist Simon Oliviera, who tweeted Bloch back saying: "Didn't know you were the new Perez Hilton. I think I would be aware of that, utter nonsense. Have a word with your sources."

Although Bloch has since tweeted an update that the rumor is indeed a figment of imagination, the rumor has already circulated Twitterdom. Like smoke, it escaped to the Internet ether and picked up by websites and blogs, like this one.


Source: Daily Mail
Photo: AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill

Michael Jackson's 3 Kids Get $33M Each

Everyone thought Michael Jackson was broke when he died. News of the World (NOTW) reveals that he has left his children an incredibly large amount of money. The fortune will make his children -- 13-year-old Prince, 12-year-old Paris, and 8-year-old Blanket -- billionaires by 40. If they're careful with their spending, that is.

According to NOTW, Michael Jackson really died broke, but his death made him so popular that his lawyers cashed in on this through movie and music deals that got him $300M.

Michael Jackson's will splits this fortune 40-40-20 to his 3 children, his mother, and to charity. This leaves a trust fund of $33 million to each child. At 21, they will have access to a third of their money. At 30, half of it. And at 40, they get it in full.

His will forgot to mention his ex-wives, brothers, sisters, dad, and close friends.

This has caused "disquiet among Jackson family members," according to NOTW.


Source: NOTW
Photo: AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill



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Michael Jackson's 3 Kids Get $33M Each

Everyone thought Michael Jackson was broke when he died. News of the World (NOTW) reveals that he has left his children an incredibly large amount of money. The fortune will make his children -- 13-year-old Prince, 12-year-old Paris, and 8-year-old Blanket -- billionaires by 40. If they're careful with their spending, that is.

According to NOTW, Michael Jackson really died broke, but his death made him so popular that his lawyers cashed in on this through movie and music deals that got him $300M.

Michael Jackson's will splits this fortune 40-40-20 to his 3 children, his mother, and to charity. This leaves a trust fund of $33 million to each child. At 21, they will have access to a third of their money. At 30, half of it. And at 40, they get it in full.

His will forgot to mention his ex-wives, brothers, sisters, dad, and close friends.

This has caused "disquiet among Jackson family members," according to NOTW.


Source: NOTW
Photo: AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill



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"Transformers 3" Minus Megan Fox

A lot of buzz has been going on for weeks about Megan Fox being dropped from the highly-successful "Transformers" movie series. Turns out there's some truth to it. "Transformers 3" will have British Victoria's Secret Angel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as replacement for Megan Fox. So, what do you think?

Apparently, Megan Fox' contribution to the first two "Transformers" movies as Shia LaBeouf's sultry love interest cannot overcome the nagatives that came from her propensity to make attention-grabbing comments to the press. The final straw seems to be her public conflict with "Transformers" director Michael Bay that happened last year when "Transformers 2" was released.

Enter Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who has worked before with Michael Bay on several Victoria’s Secret pictorials. The 23-year-old Brit has no acting experience. A VS runway model in 2006, a Hollywood star in 2010. Talk about luck, or is it connections?

To learn more about the new "Transformers" lady who will soon deal with the shape-shifting machines, The Frisky wrote down a few facts about her here.


Source: The Frisky
Photo: Splash News



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"Transformers 3" Minus Megan Fox

A lot of buzz has been going on for weeks about Megan Fox being dropped from the highly-successful "Transformers" movie series. Turns out there's some truth to it. "Transformers 3" will have British Victoria's Secret Angel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as replacement for Megan Fox. So, what do you think?

Apparently, Megan Fox' contribution to the first two "Transformers" movies as Shia LaBeouf's sultry love interest cannot overcome the nagatives that came from her propensity to make attention-grabbing comments to the press. The final straw seems to be her public conflict with "Transformers" director Michael Bay that happened last year when "Transformers 2" was released.

Enter Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who has worked before with Michael Bay on several Victoria’s Secret pictorials. The 23-year-old Brit has no acting experience. A VS runway model in 2006, a Hollywood star in 2010. Talk about luck, or is it connections?

To learn more about the new "Transformers" lady who will soon deal with the shape-shifting machines, The Frisky wrote down a few facts about her here.


Source: The Frisky
Photo: Splash News



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Jennifer Aniston's Private Cruise on the Seine

Romance rumors are really rife for Jennifer Aniston these days, spotted recently in romantic Paris getting "friendly and flirty" with The Bounty Hunter co-star Gerald Butler, People.com reported. The friendly flirts took a private cruise -- albeit with 20 other guests -- on the Seine River. Sources say: "They were very close," and "They really warmed up the room."

People.com seemed to wax poetic over the softly-falling rain that fell on Paris as Jen and Gerald sailed on a luxury yacht. Jennifer Aniston and Gerald Butler was seen to be constantly "hugging and touching each other" on the cruise. And dining on salads, lobsters, and champagne. Wonder if "Moon River" played on board to complete the romantic mood?

The co-stars deny rumor of romance, with the Paris sojourn supposedly a promotional tour for The Bounty Hunter, which will premier on Sunday at Champs-Elysées.

Source: People.com
Photo: James Devaney/WireImage


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Jennifer Aniston's Private Cruise on the Seine

Romance rumors are really rife for Jennifer Aniston these days, spotted recently in romantic Paris getting "friendly and flirty" with The Bounty Hunter co-star Gerald Butler, People.com reported. The friendly flirts took a private cruise -- albeit with 20 other guests -- on the Seine River. Sources say: "They were very close," and "They really warmed up the room."

People.com seemed to wax poetic over the softly-falling rain that fell on Paris as Jen and Gerald sailed on a luxury yacht. Jennifer Aniston and Gerald Butler was seen to be constantly "hugging and touching each other" on the cruise. And dining on salads, lobsters, and champagne. Wonder if "Moon River" played on board to complete the romantic mood?

The co-stars deny rumor of romance, with the Paris sojourn supposedly a promotional tour for The Bounty Hunter, which will premier on Sunday at Champs-Elysées.

Source: People.com
Photo: James Devaney/WireImage


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Ricky Martin Admits He's Gay

Finally! After years of keeping quiet about his personal life, Ricky Martin has announced that he is gay, Access Hollywood reported on Stop The Presses!

In a message posted in his website, Ricky Martin announced to all: "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," and that "I am very blessed to be who I am."

Ricky Martin kept mum about his sexual preference for a long time, and said that the years of silence on the matter turned to a stronger acceptance of who he is. As to the question of what will happen now in his future? "It doesn't matter", he said.

Well, the truth always sets free. Fans reactions are varied, from congratulating him on his courage to come out, to studied unsurprise at the "news".

"He must have been the last one to figure this out," one comment goes.

Source: Stop The Presses!



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Ricky Martin Admits He's Gay

Finally! After years of keeping quiet about his personal life, Ricky Martin has announced that he is gay, Access Hollywood reported on Stop The Presses!

In a message posted in his website, Ricky Martin announced to all: "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," and that "I am very blessed to be who I am."

Ricky Martin kept mum about his sexual preference for a long time, and said that the years of silence on the matter turned to a stronger acceptance of who he is. As to the question of what will happen now in his future? "It doesn't matter", he said.

Well, the truth always sets free. Fans reactions are varied, from congratulating him on his courage to come out, to studied unsurprise at the "news".

"He must have been the last one to figure this out," one comment goes.

Source: Stop The Presses!



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LiLo: Face-Flat into an Agave Plant!

What's up with Lindsay Lohan these days? Better yet, what's down? Despite her recent announcement that she's now clean of drugs and alcohol, her stumble in an LA house party this week left witnesses wondering if she's now really out of trouble.

The New York Post reported on LiLo's undignified fall -- face-flat into an agave plant -- which LiLo claimed is the paparazzi's fault: "You guys pushed me," which they denied. Sources say LiLo is already a mess earlier at the Chateau Marmont. She freaked out over a lost handbag, screamed to somebody on the phone inside the toilet, and told some partygoer to get lost.

Is this party-mode LiLo? Grumpy or not -- LiLo is undeniably every photographer's delight!


Source: The New York Post
Photo: PopEater



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LiLo: Face-Flat into an Agave Plant!

What's up with Lindsay Lohan these days? Better yet, what's down? Despite her recent announcement that she's now clean of drugs and alcohol, her stumble in an LA house party this week left witnesses wondering if she's now really out of trouble.

The New York Post reported on LiLo's undignified fall -- face-flat into an agave plant -- which LiLo claimed is the paparazzi's fault: "You guys pushed me," which they denied. Sources say LiLo is already a mess earlier at the Chateau Marmont. She freaked out over a lost handbag, screamed to somebody on the phone inside the toilet, and told some partygoer to get lost.

Is this party-mode LiLo? Grumpy or not -- LiLo is undeniably every photographer's delight!


Source: The New York Post
Photo: PopEater



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Sandra Bullock's Dinner Breakdown

Oscar winner Sandra Bullock has been keeping a low profile after news of her husband Jesse James' cheating broke out. Now X17 Online reported on America's sweetheart's break down over dinner recently with family and close friends. Showing signs that the scandal is taking a toll on the poor woman, a source told X17 Online that in an L.A. dinner with friends:

"Sandy broke down at one point but she came right back. She is talking about her next move. So sad and tragic. She is talking a lot about emails the kids are sending to her. It’s really emotional here right now."

This as Sandra Bullock meets with divorce lawyers to put an end to her nightmare of a marriage.

It's really true that the winner takes it all -- Oscars and crap at the same time. Hang in there, Sandy!



Source: X17 Online
Photo: AP Photo/Matt Sayles


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Sandra Bullock's Dinner Breakdown

Oscar winner Sandra Bullock has been keeping a low profile after news of her husband Jesse James' cheating broke out. Now X17 Online reported on America's sweetheart's break down over dinner recently with family and close friends. Showing signs that the scandal is taking a toll on the poor woman, a source told X17 Online that in an L.A. dinner with friends:

"Sandy broke down at one point but she came right back. She is talking about her next move. So sad and tragic. She is talking a lot about emails the kids are sending to her. It’s really emotional here right now."

This as Sandra Bullock meets with divorce lawyers to put an end to her nightmare of a marriage.

It's really true that the winner takes it all -- Oscars and crap at the same time. Hang in there, Sandy!



Source: X17 Online
Photo: AP Photo/Matt Sayles


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What Happened to Demi Moore's Hip?

Sad days when a woman has to defend her hips, or the disappearance of it, from the world at large. The latest Hollywood news from the Huffington Post revolves around the "Photoshopping" efforts made on 47-year old Demi Moore's hips for the December issue of W magazine. In the cover, Hollywood actress Demi Moore wears a gold Balmain leotard, appearing incredibly thin.

While Photoshopping an image is a common occurrence in the magazine world, the Huffington Post wonders why Demi Moore's cover pic made an "anatomical wonder" out of the stunning actress. A closer look at her left hip in the photo seems to suggest a missing chunk!

Demi Moore denies she has been a victim of a botched Photoshop job, and has been defending her hips in her Twitter posts. She says she has been in the "skinny side lately", and tweets testily: “my hips were not touched don't let these people bullshit you!”


Source: Huffington Post
Photo: W magazine via Huffington Post


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What Happened to Demi Moore's Hip?

Sad days when a woman has to defend her hips, or the disappearance of it, from the world at large. The latest Hollywood news from the Huffington Post revolves around the "Photoshopping" efforts made on 47-year old Demi Moore's hips for the December issue of W magazine. In the cover, Hollywood actress Demi Moore wears a gold Balmain leotard, appearing incredibly thin.

While Photoshopping an image is a common occurrence in the magazine world, the Huffington Post wonders why Demi Moore's cover pic made an "anatomical wonder" out of the stunning actress. A closer look at her left hip in the photo seems to suggest a missing chunk!

Demi Moore denies she has been a victim of a botched Photoshop job, and has been defending her hips in her Twitter posts. She says she has been in the "skinny side lately", and tweets testily: “my hips were not touched don't let these people bullshit you!”


Source: Huffington Post
Photo: W magazine via Huffington Post


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Who Will Replace Oprah?

Can anyone imagine TV without Oprah? Hard as it may seem to imagine, one thing is for sure: the TV-loving world will never be the same without the Queen of Talk - Oprah Winfrey. And when word got out that Oprah's self-titled TV show will end in 2011, talks of who will replace Queen Oprah at the throne of TV talk are becoming louder and louder.

The recent Hollywood news from PopEater is that there maybe several worthy contenders to the throne. PopEater says Ellen DeGeneres is a good candidate, having the gift of gab herself. Sarah Palin, on the other hand, has post-election fame and popularity, but it's a no-go because her political history may alienate massive portions of the viewing public.

Whoopi Goldberg can ditch the 'View' in favor of Oprah; she has the skills, smarts, and experience for it, while Ryan Seacrest can't shed his "interviewer" image and imbibe enough personality for daytime talk.

Source: PopEater
Photo: AP/Getty Images


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Who Will Replace Oprah?

Can anyone imagine TV without Oprah? Hard as it may seem to imagine, one thing is for sure: the TV-loving world will never be the same without the Queen of Talk - Oprah Winfrey. And when word got out that Oprah's self-titled TV show will end in 2011, talks of who will replace Queen Oprah at the throne of TV talk are becoming louder and louder.

The recent Hollywood news from PopEater is that there maybe several worthy contenders to the throne. PopEater says Ellen DeGeneres is a good candidate, having the gift of gab herself. Sarah Palin, on the other hand, has post-election fame and popularity, but it's a no-go because her political history may alienate massive portions of the viewing public.

Whoopi Goldberg can ditch the 'View' in favor of Oprah; she has the skills, smarts, and experience for it, while Ryan Seacrest can't shed his "interviewer" image and imbibe enough personality for daytime talk.

Source: PopEater
Photo: AP/Getty Images


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Idol Staff Celebrate Paula Abdul's Departure

Ryan Seacrest maybe sorry to see Paula Abdul resign as one of American Idol's judges, but the Chicago Sun-Times reports that he's perhaps the only one. Key Idol staff members are actually thrilled over her leaving, saying: "Can’t you hear our celebration? We broke out the good champagne tonight."

Why the cheers? Sources from the inner-circle of Idol say: "We are so tired of Paula’s tantrums, her constant diva behavior. ... She took the concept of ‘difficult’ to a whole new level. Thank God she’s gone."

Why did Paula Abdul leave American Idol? Reportedly, Paula Abdul wanted close to the same $45 million 3-yr deal that Ryan Seacrest recently inked with the American Idol management, and refused the final offer that would have doubled her annual salary of around $3 million. Rusty mathematics will show that's a measly $18 million in 3 years.

American Idol producers are confident the show will be fine despite Paula Abdul's leaving, and are already considering many singers to replace Paula, namely Diana Ross and Natalie Cole.


Source: Chicago Sun-Times

Photo: AP Photo/Chris Pizzello

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Idol Staff Celebrate Paula Abdul's Departure

Ryan Seacrest maybe sorry to see Paula Abdul resign as one of American Idol's judges, but the Chicago Sun-Times reports that he's perhaps the only one. Key Idol staff members are actually thrilled over her leaving, saying: "Can’t you hear our celebration? We broke out the good champagne tonight."

Why the cheers? Sources from the inner-circle of Idol say: "We are so tired of Paula’s tantrums, her constant diva behavior. ... She took the concept of ‘difficult’ to a whole new level. Thank God she’s gone."

Why did Paula Abdul leave American Idol? Reportedly, Paula Abdul wanted close to the same $45 million 3-yr deal that Ryan Seacrest recently inked with the American Idol management, and refused the final offer that would have doubled her annual salary of around $3 million. Rusty mathematics will show that's a measly $18 million in 3 years.

American Idol producers are confident the show will be fine despite Paula Abdul's leaving, and are already considering many singers to replace Paula, namely Diana Ross and Natalie Cole.


Source: Chicago Sun-Times

Photo: AP Photo/Chris Pizzello

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